Topsy-Turvy

I wrote this puzzle in 2023 as part of a larger puzzle set, but am putting it here on its own as a demonstration of a "generalized dropquote", and because several of the other puzzles are not solvable outside the original context. — betaveros

8???6?
???37
E/P/H/RE/O/E/SG/O/R/TS/S/S/U
24?????????
I/L/K/OA/O/N/MA/E/T/WE/H/P/K
I/I/O/NE/L/H/HA/S/D/SE/I/S/L
A/S/S/LC/I/G/LO/S/O/TI/P/R/T
?1??5????